Huh?

Breaking News... All major media outlets, including CNN, you rock! Who could argue that the identity crisis riddled young people of today deserve that one positive graffiti-related story (with a GKAE tag to boot!) sandwiched between twenty hate-strewn depictions of malicious vandalism. If it weren't for responsible journalists such as yourselves, idiots could be sending out mixed messages left and right to today's impressionable youth. Anyways, I'm smelling Pulitzer (or Queeph).

Shit's weak!