More Handles

Best rehashed retro trend of the late 00'z.
Can't be the only one sleepless over these, right?
Praise Jah to this particular individual whose work was randomly plucked from the thousands of examples (you know who you are) of this groundbreaking retread. This piece in particular really illustrates you can never have too many handles.
With no end game in sight lets lay down the gauntlet right here and now. First person to incorporate thirty handles on to their piece gets a funky hand crocheted Loss Prevention beret...