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It only took 15 years since the Internet took off for someone to put it online, but someone finally posted the Converse Weapon rap that aired during one of the NBA All-Star Games (I think '87 or '88). When I was 11, this was great, but it now sets the bar for unintentional comedy in a basketball shoe commercial
We're not gonna put him on blast but one of our acquaintances from below the Mason-Dixon just contributed these astonishing flicks of his never before seen stash of vintage museum quality spraycans. Imagine the chemical fire if that place ever goes up. (Click Images to View Large)
Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill, guaranteed to make your poop glitter with gold! For $425, these pills containing 24K gold leaves will "turn your inner most parts into chambers of wealth!"
Almost 40 years ago, Stay High 149 was in the delivery room and practically cutting the chord for the birth of a movement that has grown into the worldwide phenomenon that we know today. Alongside Cornbread (Philly), and Cool Disco Dan (DC) Mr High is considered the elder statesman of the graffiti movement and one of the most gracious person's I have ever met. MSK team rider... the "Imperial" Stay High 149.
How did we sleep on this cat? The Sonics 7'2" center "Handsome" Rob Swift, aka the only white player ever drafted straight-outta high school, has apparently shed his former playboy/gigolo look and decided to shake things up by opting for the prefab aggro druggie meets christian rap metal Juggalo jumpoff. Kudos on that... Rasta-fy things 10% and you got our vote.
In honor of one-half of the "Underground Kangs" we invite all you gamers out there to get up on the posthumously released Pimp C video game "Pimp Slap" Check it out here: http://www.asylumrecords.com/pimpslap/
Before there was Brotha Lynch Hung there was the original South Park Psycho, Gangsta NIP. One of the first acts on the Geto Boys' Rap-A-Lot imprint, NIP is considered the godfather of horrorcore rap. Peep the video for "Psycho" above... chew along to the sweet lyrics below.
A psycho ass nigga, I'm dissin' your crew If you don't like the way I rap, tough shit nigga fuck you It's time for a murder, I'm finna' kick ass Breast feed newborn babies with unleaded gas
Blood gushin' out your head, it's getting thicker and thicker Pour some chocolate on your arm so it can taste like a Snicker Push your ass off a building, check to see if you're dead Blast back a second blade, plus I'll sharpen your fuckin' head
I'm strapped with the uzi, so get ready to die Catch a nigga' while he sleep and strike a match in his eye I'll sneak in your house and kill your ass for fun Check to see if you're still sleepin', burn a hole in your tongue
Bloody bodies in caskets, the measure are drastic Dead babies in my house suffocated by plastic
Think you can beat me? You gotta' be jokin' hoe... Threw a brick in Houston, Texas, broke a window in Tokyo Your sister stole my money, that's alright, I'ma slam her Catch that bitch by herself, and beat her the fuck up with a hammer
Throw your daughter in the air, hope that bitch break her leg Be nice and help her up and kick her dead in the head No bullshittin', you must be smokin that rock hoe Snatch some meat out your stomach so I can make me a taco
[Chorus and Break:] You'll bleed from your head to your toe That's how it is, when you fuckin wit' a psycho (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...) (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...)
A mothafuckin' psycho...I need to be dead Took the knife out of my neck and ate the meat out' my own head Necks and throats, bein' brutally torn' Arms and legs dipped in blood taste good with some popcorn
I'm mentally psycho, insane with a triple-six Six hundred dead cat heads screamin' in a crucifix Yo I'll be damned if I don't get no respect Drunk a pint of goat's blood, then I died in a squirrel's nest
Yeah
You mothafuckas' said you think that I'm soft That's why you' bleedin' with a thousand dead rats in yo' fuckin mouth To kill a nigga' is a chance I can't pass up After hitting you wit' a stick, naw' don't fall...get yo' ass up!
Some say I'm crazy, some say I'm a crook Cut up his body so damn bad, the flies said "UUUHHN!?"
I won't stop shootin' til' somebody gets shot A bunch of bloody cut off fingers, anybody want red hots? I won't sweat, but then I'm a threat Here's a bullet for you, and your child that ain't born yet
You mothafuckas' still tryin' to diss Beat a nigga' in his chest til' his stomach say "Fuck this!" A violent nigga, stickin punks like paste Hoe, I'll slap yo' ass so hard my hand will go through yo' fuckin' face
Marriage - Me and yo' mama getting married soon... After I fuck her I'ma kill her at the honeymoon
[Chorus and Break:] You'll bleed from your head to your toe That's how it is, when you fuckin wit' a psycho (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...) (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...)
This is a mothafuckin' WARNING. A damn red alert Squeeze yo' neck with some pliers til' I see blood squirt I'ma crazy mothafucka', smokin' punks is my joy You don't really wanna' fuck with me boy
Flashbacks from Panama makes the gangster elite 12 O'Clock I'm out searching for some good looking brains to eat Growin' and showin', steady You talkin' shit to me? You must don't know who you fuckin' with
See what I'm saying; Ganksta Nip means "DOOM" Mercenary plus a ninja, rifleman in a courtroom Throats on a kite, got intentions to fight Bodybags in the street, dogs eat good for a week
Bitch I'll shoot you in your face, you think I won't do it? Charles Manson, Freddy Krueger, makin' babies drink lighter fluid
Yeah I'ma gangster, I ain't got time to be mushy Keep yo' bitch out my face 'cause I might blow up her pussy Graveyard in my bed, only when I get mad Arms and legs in my closet, heads and throats in my trashbag
Talkin' that shit, you'll get beat with some switches Blew up a convalescent center 'cause I hate old bitches I try to be cool, but y'all won't leave me alone South Park lunatic, with the mind of Jim Jones
I'm hard to beat, favorite food is raw meat Two-Hundred blenders in my head, crushin' heads like pigs' feet
[Chorus and Break:] You'll bleed from your head to your toe That's how it is, when you fuckin wit' a psycho (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...) (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...) (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...) (A raging psychotic, psychopath talkin') (...ain't playin with y'all...)
Goddamn this needs a mash-up!
Saturday, December 8, 2007
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